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Grate(!)

14 Apr
Grater

Grater (Photo credit: teachernz)

Be careful later
With your cheese grater
Maybe get help
From mum

As it wasn’t great
When my grater ate
Half my fucking
Thumb!

ouch!

*sadface*

Written as part of NaPoWriMo

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23 Comments

Posted by on April 14, 2013 in Poetry

 

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23 responses to “Grate(!)

  1. behindthemaskofabuse

    April 14, 2013 at 10:06 pm

    Oh my gosh you are too funny!! ahaha! and you ate the other half on your pizza! 😉

     
  2. petitemagique

    April 14, 2013 at 10:07 pm

    Lol! Nice poem! Made me smile. And thank you for the pingback! 🙂

     
  3. Charles Yallowitz

    April 14, 2013 at 10:10 pm

    I feel your pain. Those always get me on the knuckles.

     
    • Comfortably Numb

      April 15, 2013 at 8:17 pm

      urgh its horrible. Im such a wimp when it comes to blood and scapes

       
  4. shanesbookblog

    April 14, 2013 at 10:41 pm

    Awesome poem, made me smile and laugh =]

    Sharp objects love to attack us >.<

    Thanks for the ping-back as well!

     
  5. purpleperceptions

    April 14, 2013 at 11:08 pm

    Marvelousness lol!! =D

     
  6. writingsofamrs

    April 15, 2013 at 12:30 am

    Love! Too fun, your poor thumb.
    Jennifer

     
  7. Donna Gwinnell Weidner

    April 15, 2013 at 1:10 am

    GREAT Poem!

     
  8. Kira

    April 15, 2013 at 3:53 am

    I wasn’t sure whether to smile or grimace!! Ouch!!

     
  9. Papizilla

    April 15, 2013 at 10:19 pm

    Cheese graters hate me. I swear they are alive and try to eat me. Nice poem!

     
  10. Bastet

    April 16, 2013 at 7:26 am

    LOL…loved it! And Blood added to spaghetti is quite a treat!

     

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